On South American canines

Ruby: "Look at that big fat Dog!"
Theo: "That's not a dog, that's a llama!"

On vaccination

"Is the flu mist when you go past the flu shot?"

On her new name

"I changed my name from Tooth Fairy to Rock Star."

[spoken with sincerity]

On animal rights

Mama: [reading]...tearing up&mdash
Ruby: ANIMALS!
[Mama attempts to regain composure]
Mama: ...this, And tidying that.



Mama is still trying to stop laughing a couple of (short) pages later.

On mixing colors

"If you mix coconut red and coconut blue, and a little yellow, you get chocolate soup."

On moustaches

"Can girls get milk moustaches?"

On bunk beds

"Last night I bumped my head on the bed. It's a BONK bed, so you can bonk your head on it."