On Santa Claus, #2

Grampa: Hi Ruby I like your dress.
Ruby: I am Santa Claus.

On Santa Claus

Mom: It's cold outside. The deer and the squirrels are gonna be cold.
Ruby: Yeah, and the cow. And the chickens.
Mom: That's right, the cow and the chickens.
Ruby: And the trees.
Mom: The trees?
Ruby: Yeah. Santa is gonna be cold.
Mom: Oh, Santa is gonna be cold?
Ruby: Yeah, but he has his hat on. But his boots are wet.

On a real-life super-hero

Ruby: [some babble about Superman]
Mom: Who is Superman?
Ruby: Dad.

Dad: [huge smile, ego goes through the roof]