On nipples

(Pointing to her mosquito bites) "Look at all these nipples on my feet."

(Pointing to her knuckles) "These are my nipples, right Mommy?"

"Some cars are really fast. It's because they have a lot of nipples, right?"

This is not a word that she is hearing a lot at home! I wonder if it's because at daycare there are a lot of baby bottles?

On the what she has to endure while bathing

"Why are you washing me all day? Stop washing me!"

On what happens to swallowed cherry pits

"I'm gonna have three cherry seeds come out in my poo!"

On how to fix a sock that is inside out

"Can you outside this out?"

On appropriate water attire

"Mom, I need my bathing soups."

On What to Do About a Broken Toy

As heard by Mama when Theo accidentally pulled a doll's ribbon off:

"Daddy can fix it, because Daddy is a super boy, and he knows how to fix all kinds of things."

Mama then fixed the doll with a clever tool (a piece of paper), thus proving that she is a super girl, and she too knows how to fix all kinds of things.