On moustaches

"Can girls get milk moustaches?"

On bunk beds

"Last night I bumped my head on the bed. It's a BONK bed, so you can bonk your head on it."

On stratospheric scanties

"The sky wears clouds underwear."

On "Put Something In" by Shel Silverstein

Dad: "What two silly things did I put in the world with Mama's help?"
Ruby: "Ziplines."

On her marriage plans

daddy when i turn six i want to have a birthday and i want to wear a princess dress and a big crown and I want the house to turn into a castle and I want to be a princess and I want a prince to rescue me and save the day so he can marry me.

(Paraphrased--somewhat)

On nipples

(Pointing to her mosquito bites) "Look at all these nipples on my feet."

(Pointing to her knuckles) "These are my nipples, right Mommy?"

"Some cars are really fast. It's because they have a lot of nipples, right?"

This is not a word that she is hearing a lot at home! I wonder if it's because at daycare there are a lot of baby bottles?

On the what she has to endure while bathing

"Why are you washing me all day? Stop washing me!"